Thursday, March 6, 2008
Don't Be a Brontosaurus
"Get Happy" by 90's pop group B*Witched carries a surprising subliminal message. This bouncy pop song opens with the line "Don't be a Brontosaurus." The sinister sirens command, "Don't you ever walk that way." The Jurassi-fascist B*Witched then proceeds to celebrate the extinction of dinosaurs, especially brontosauruses, with a disturbing chorus that orders everyone to "Get Happy." B*Witched was not an especially political group other than their obsession with the destruction of dinosaurs. One other exception to this political apathy was B*Witched's curious endorsement of Turok for U.S. President in 2000, apparently failing to realize the fictional nature of the dinosaur hunter.
B*Witched FUCKING HATES dinosaurs.
*Here at Moustache Salad we strongly support dinosaurs and any other extinct or existing species. If you want to walk like a brontosaurus, that's your own damn business.
B*Witched- Get Happy
Dinosaur Jr.- This Is All I Came To Do